Muslims Hate America

So what exactly makes people think Muslims hate Americans? Going through msn today I read Mahmoud Ahmedinijads statements and I thought maybe it’s time one of the common people decided to analyze how exactly it is that people feel Pakistanis or Iranians for that matter have come to the genius conclusion that we, the Muslims of the world, hate the American peoples.

I’m sure it is not a conclusion that came by the dress code. I mean you see half the world including Muslims crazily following denim which originated in Texas and really, from history to date Texas has always been a part of Us of A. So of course, a nation whose youth survives on the All American dress code of jeans and tees, where the girls go crazy over Forever 21 and the boys want to rough it out cowboy style I’m sure culture was an aspect these guys, and by these guys we mean the people who came to this notorious conclusion, must have overlooked.

So it must be the food. I mean let’s look around to see anyone dissing the Café Culture or claiming burger eating habits are part of American conspiracy to take over the world! Nope! Mc Donald’s seems to be flourishing and the Zinger has now first copies available in the food market. So maybe food is not a criterion to judge that we Muslims hate America.

So then I decided to head over to the Us Embassy and count the applications for green card. I’m sure since we Muslims are supposed to be haters of this nefarious nation that one calls American, surely Green Cards are now a fashion of the past when America was glorious. So I enter, see the amount of files piled up and leave quietly. I have an F in kindergarten math. I never could count past one million. I head out and see a young boy wearing the American Flag t shirt. Oh the horror! What if he is murdered by this American hating nation? I should rip it of his body and let him wander naked in the broad sunlight. Getting trumped on naked charges is better than accepting an existing nation in the world with peace and honor.

The American nation is a smart one. I’m sure they are aware that Al Qaeda and such organizations started in Afghanistan and that too, not from every home but a few radicals who want to take over the world and kill all Americans, no matter Muslims or not. I mean really, their intellectual minds can surely grasp the small concept of all fingers not being equal.

So here I am at thinking, what exactly makes America think Muslims hate them? I’m at a loss to answer. A little American help would be appreciated.